In The Beginning was Word95 and books from the 1950s, both saved from the recycling plant to help me get back my memories damaged in an attack in 1993. Like an illegal alien, I worked off and on a garbage truck. I made 100 dollars a day before it was cut in half. On the average, I only worked two days out of the month. It was better than nothing. After being jobless for years, I want to repay New York and the world now that I have regained my transdimensional imagination among my other super powers.And living well is the best revenge.

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